Sharky

About the Author Sharky


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Flashback to one of Detroit’s “Big Three” automakers in the 1970s, when almost half the new cars coming off its assembly lines have steering column electrical problems, says a pilot fish engineer who was there.”Each steering column wiring harness wa…

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No Parking Zone

This city’s IT department has hired a contractor to help out on the help desk for a few months, and that’s surfacing some longstanding problems, reports a pilot fish on the inside.”The contractor is backfilling for a help desk technician,” fish says…

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Headless, redefined

Flashback to the 1980s, when CRT monitors are very big in this small IT consulting company, according to a pilot fish on the scene.”We used Falco monitors with our minicomputers,” fish says. “Like all computer monitors in those pre-flatscreen days, …

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Email existentialism

IT pilot fish knows from experience that this particular user is guaranteed to cause a facepalm, but she answers the call anyway when the user asks for help locating a lost email.”After remoting into the user’s computer, I asked her for some details…

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Priorities

Programmer pilot fish gets an assignment to “see what you can do” to improve an ancient Visual Basic program that’s used by hundreds of users at his company.”It’s a VB6 application written in the 1990s by an engineer who wrote it armed with an ‘Intr…

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Outflanked

This IT shop has a programmer who’s very good at C and C++, but he’s got some nasty personality quirks, says an IT contractor pilot fish working there.”If he didn’t like somebody — which was pretty much all of us — Fred would walk past that person…

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What goes around…

It’s the 1980s, and this pilot fish is taking a Cobol class where the professor’s anger about her messy divorce is spilling into her classroom.”One day I was having a seriously bad day, as my mother had passed away during spring break,” says fish. “…

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Promises, promises

This company hires a recent college IT graduate, promising him that he’ll be working on a project with some of the latest and greatest technology, says a pilot fish on the inside.”But when he actually started, that project got put on hold — and kep…

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